We wanted to show you our love in the form of runs scored against you. Looks like we love you more than you love us... and yet you are the ones wiping away the tears.
Next up, Orange. Pretty good and all from what the records show. I hereby give them a 65% chance of beating Red (somewhere between now and eternity).
It's so nice to have these top matchups right in the middle of the season. Just remember, when Red wins, we all win. When Orange wins, eh.
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The red will reflect off my yellow thighs.
It's going to be raining orange tomorrow night... Our strategy is to scissor the red team with our eyes. Word.
Orange cant talk shit...they just take shits.
Dear baby diarrhea(yellow and orange),y'all are just mad because you're all doing good now, but cum the end of the season, you all know RED will be the champions. AGAIN!!!!
Hey Red - Watch out for some dirt flying off the foot of the orange team's catchers. Seems when one of 'em gets pissy (and only girls get pissy) they have a nasty habit of taking it out the the kicker's shoes. Of course when you're wearing that orangey-brown shirt, you don't notice dirt. But other, cleaner, teams notice it right away.
Dear Anonymous above me. What does that even mean?
Sincerely,
Anonymous below you.
Go Towson!!!
Well I'll be cumming with you to the finals.
Cant white get any action on this?
No. The sperm team can't cum!
So this is exclusive to the cool teams...Orange is the coolest, then yellow, red?
Black is good, but not nice.
Dear Anonymous Below Me,
(Re: Anonymous above you)
That means that the catcher (that we played against) for orange is not nice, and plays dirty, literally. Watch out for the chicks on orange, they are hardcore in a not so nice way.
Kick the ball, not dirt at other players.
Sincerely Anonymous Now Below You
Hey white, you can get in on it too. If you have smack to talk, or whatever, you can request the ability to also blog. gmoteditor@yahoo.com will get you set up, or you can mail rj_mckay@hotmail.com or janna@kickball.com.
I don't know what you are saying about Orange's catcher, she was very affectionate to me.
Although my shoes were dirty. VERY DIRTY! RAWRR!
Dear Now Annonymous Above Me,
I'm not sure which "pissy chick" on the Orange team you are referring to. I will say, however, this is probably the most female attention you have ever had, and I know change can often be difficult. I can assure you that all the girls on the Orange team are charming young ladies. Grab a beer with 'em and quit your bitching.
Kick on.
With love,
Annonymous now below you again.
Dear Anonymous Above Me,
I'm pretty sure the person worried about getting dirty isn't seeking out female attention.
Mystery Third Anonymous
Confuscious say Third Anonymous smart, Second Anonymous either high on pot or heavy on beer. ;-)
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