HHHEEELLLOOO Kickballers!!!
I’m back. Sorry I’ve been out for awhile, but don’t think you were safe from me. MMMUUWWWAAHHAAAA!!!
Week 3 – The men were very, very drunk that night. Some were behaving in a very weird manner. Mark C. from GNF was so drunk that he didn’t know what was going on. I think that hindered him from getting the Monogamist Award for the season. However, there seems to be a new contender for that award. Patrick from Scissors Me Timbers was acting odd. He wouldn’t stop molesting the women. I saw him going up to women and placing his hands in areas that shouldn’t be there especially with women who had boyfriends. At one point, I saw him trying to kiss Cathy, the ambiguous captain of GNF. I think he wanted to convince her that she should be straight, but I think that made her more determined to play for the same team. Maybe there should be an award called the Fonzie award...the guy who CAN’T get the girls.
Week 4 – Flicup that night could have been a scene on Girls Gone Wild. There were a few midriffs that appeared during flipcup. Unfortunately, these midriffs didn’t belong to the gorgeous ladies of kickball. They belonged to Justin and Rico Suave of Blue Ballerz and Chazz of GNF. At first, Justin tied his shirt to show off his “manly” abs. I think I saw a huge pack. If he didn’t drink so much that night, I’m sure you will find a 6-pack somewhere. THEN Rico Suave decided to join in on the action. Could Justin and Rico Suave be the next cutest couple for WAKA CA Pacific Division? They seemed so cozy rubbing stomachs and hugging each other. I’m telling you, it should be on Girls Gone Wild! In the words of Paris Hilton...THATS HOT!!! I believe Chazz got jealous and decided to take part in it and it became a threesome. Rosemary of HHHHEEEEYYYY decided to show her love for Rico Suave and went down on him and kissed it. If you are thinking something else, then kickball has done their job and you are officially corrupted. She kissed his tummy silly! I think she was trying to convince him that he should leave Justin and stay straight. You would think beer would hinder her judgment and caused her to kiss him; however, a little bird told me that she was only having water for her shots that night. So you make the call...
After seeing all that, I had to go home and celebrate the madness. I just didn’t know it would take me weeks to recover and write this.
Week 5 – Sorry guys, I wasn’t there that night. DON’T think you are safe. I will find out what happened that night on the field and at Gilly’s. Thanks Leppykhan! I will look into RJ’s rendition of Material Girl!
See you on the field...
you still can’t see me!
Deep Throat
3 comments:
GMOT -- I Believe that your accounts of Week 3 are bit misconstrued. You must have left too early to, "Celebrate the Madness." Cosgrave (blue team) was way more inebriated, and Mark C. actually had to pull a CB mission to ensure that he didn't go home with a young, but albiet cougar. The diversion tactic worked and no one was hurt. This may have lead to some of the "disctractions" of Mark C., but this should only serve to illustrate his rightful place for the running of the monogamist award...Patrick is tough competition, which should make for an exciting race. May the best slut win
For the record, I didn't "kiss it", I gave Rico a Zrrrbrrrt. That's an entirely different form of mouth to skin interaction. And if memory serves correctly, Cosgrave (or was it Justin) followed suit and gave Rico another one, just for luck. it's hard to keep track, those water shots can really add up.
I was not handing out any zrrrbrrrts this night.
sorry :)
For the record: My abs are glorious.
-justin.
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