More Juicy Gossip...

It's another segment from Deep Throat! Well, I have about 2 weeks of gossip to report.

Week 6
After it was announced that Cathy, captain of GNF, was ambiguous. It seems the boys from Scissors are trying to convince her to go straight again for the second week in a row. I observed her getting sandwiched between Jose and Ryan. I don't know if they are the ones to convince her.

A little birdie told me that Mark Wang from HHHHEEEEYYYY missed the game that night because he finally has a.....GIRLFRIEND! Yep, he missed the game to be with her. However, the little birdie said that her and the rest of the team have not met her yet and wonder if she really exists. Maybe she's from Canada and it was his only night with her. Will he bring her around to meet the rest of the WAKA family? Would you bring your gf/bf around us? I know I wouldn't...

Week 7
It looks like there is another couple in the making for cutest couple from WAKA. I was told by one of my sources that Rich from Blue Ballerz was cozying up to Dana from Scissors Me Timber that night. They started to get cozy while playing flip cup. Then they knocked an innocent bar pedestrian over and making her loose her shoe, during their wild an crazy drinking episode.

Is Chris F. from Blue Ballerz getting ambiguous, too? Why I ask? Well, he was caught kissing Sal on the forehead. Was so drunk that he thought Sal was Janna?

Patrick of Scissor Me Timbers was just going crazy kissing women on the lips. He had no shame because he kissed an engaged woman, Karen of Blue Ballerz! I couldn’t believe that one. Oh wait...I can believe it!

Jose, Jose, Jose, what more can we say….he never disappoints with his appearance at Gilly’s. He really wants to win the Most Kickballish award.

Cathy from GNF was Miss Loosie, Goosie. I think the boys of Scissors are becoming successful in convincing to like hot dogs. She was seen smacking Jose's ass. However, I believe her playing a little flip cup caused her odd behavior that night.

Unfortunately, I was unable to get any juicy stuff for Week 8. Either I wasn't paying attention or the kickballers are getting afraid and were on their best behavior.

If you have anything from the Mid-Season party, please do tell. If you feel I left off stuff or I got things wrong, please do correct me. I do like to get things right. Until next time kickballers...behave or you will get mentioned next time!