Hello Newbies & Veterans!!!!
Welcome to another fun season of WAKA Kickball! I hope you get to enjoy this season by meeting new friends, reconnecting with old friends and of course getting a bit inebriated from playing flipcup, actually I hope you get a lot inebriated - it gives me something to write about.
I am in important person to know in this league - but nobody knows me. I am DEEP THROAT - reporting rampant gossip and tawdry scandals going on within the league. I am everywhere. So consider yourself warned. If you don't want to see mention of yourself here, then you should probably resort to acting like a boring, perfect, little angel. But if I know kickballers - the little devils will be emerging soon. You can say so long to the secret hookups of yesterseason. (You can still hook up, it just won't be so secret anymore!) Who likes who, who did what embarassing thing at the bar - all up for grabs! And oh the pictures that I will post will have Perez Hilton green with envy. You are not safe, no one is....MUWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Who is Deep Throat? That’s for me to know and you to NOT find out. To preserve the journalistic integrity of this column (and my super hero alter-ego), my identity must be kept a secret.
Please keep in mind that this column just for fun - we will use discretion in posting anything that may cause any real harm ;-)
With that said...Happy Kickball!
<3 Deep Throat
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