Name: RJ McKayAge: almost 30
Occupation: Works for a local hospital, oh and is currently El Presidente of WAKA CA Pacific
Hobbies: Can roll with hard on Guitar Hero (is that some kind of code?)
In his own words: "I try to treat a woman well, very thoughtful, blah blah blah."
Skills: Extremely advanced handsomeness skills
Our first featured single, is your WAKA President. Ladies, let me tell you, he is the hunk of all hunks. In his own mind at least. He is finally single, so it's one of the rare opportunities you will have to see him do his intricate mating dance in his natural habitat.
A little background information on the guy... he was expelled from his former team and thrust upon a new team this season. Many say it's because of his extreme kickball intensity (see, roid rage). Many think it's because he's convinced that he's a vampire after a movie role he had where he won the award for "Worst Supporting Actor, in a Movie, Ever." http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100856/.
He went to Evil U, where he got his B.S. in Conversation. It is rumored that he is the brother of the guy on Grey's Anatomy. He's barely two notches over a drooling idiot, but he does still drool, and leaves something to be desired in the "avoiding idiocy" department. A popular rumor is that is so obsessed with big words that he keeps a dictionary under his pillow. He's both handy AND capable. He's (mostly) house-trained. He likes to take long walks on the beach, by himself. He is an enigma wrapped up in a riddle, wrapped up in a rhyme. His rap name is Masta Urge. He's missing his left index toe due to frostbite after climbing Mount Everest. He has a fast car, some say that's because he needs one to escape the law. His weaknesses are many, but in the end, he's the sort of guy you would like to bring home to mother...so you can both make fun of him together.
His biology career has been quite luctrative, identifying several types of fish as well as a considerable amount of study on spiders. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._J._McKay. He would tell you (without even consulting with a manual) that fish swim in water, whereas spiders eat things and are generally creepy crawly. His current work mostly involves making sure the sasquatch population is large enough in quantity to be taken off the endangered species list. While singlehandedly curing cancer. He's always wrong, but thinks he's always right. He's always on time - when the word "free" is involved in the event description. He grew up in a town with less people than live on the block Gilly's is on. Millions of people can't be wrong, this guy's a keeper.
A little background information on the guy... he was expelled from his former team and thrust upon a new team this season. Many say it's because of his extreme kickball intensity (see, roid rage). Many think it's because he's convinced that he's a vampire after a movie role he had where he won the award for "Worst Supporting Actor, in a Movie, Ever." http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100856/.
He went to Evil U, where he got his B.S. in Conversation. It is rumored that he is the brother of the guy on Grey's Anatomy. He's barely two notches over a drooling idiot, but he does still drool, and leaves something to be desired in the "avoiding idiocy" department. A popular rumor is that is so obsessed with big words that he keeps a dictionary under his pillow. He's both handy AND capable. He's (mostly) house-trained. He likes to take long walks on the beach, by himself. He is an enigma wrapped up in a riddle, wrapped up in a rhyme. His rap name is Masta Urge. He's missing his left index toe due to frostbite after climbing Mount Everest. He has a fast car, some say that's because he needs one to escape the law. His weaknesses are many, but in the end, he's the sort of guy you would like to bring home to mother...so you can both make fun of him together.
His biology career has been quite luctrative, identifying several types of fish as well as a considerable amount of study on spiders. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._J._McKay. He would tell you (without even consulting with a manual) that fish swim in water, whereas spiders eat things and are generally creepy crawly. His current work mostly involves making sure the sasquatch population is large enough in quantity to be taken off the endangered species list. While singlehandedly curing cancer. He's always wrong, but thinks he's always right. He's always on time - when the word "free" is involved in the event description. He grew up in a town with less people than live on the block Gilly's is on. Millions of people can't be wrong, this guy's a keeper.
3 comments:
After reading all the info on R.J., in the words of Paris Hilton..."that's HOT". HOWEVER, I can't date him because he's on my team. That would be incest!
Nice picture, Urge. You been working out?
You're still a HOMO!!!!!!!
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